Oscar and Mittens
Oscar (assistant artist) and Mittens (assistant PHP programmer) are two fictional space-dwelling, Paper TARDIS-encircling kittens hired by Ben in 2004 to assist then-artist/programmer Scott McQuaig with his heavy workload, whilst simultaneously representing a gentle, brotherly jab at said artist/programmer's inconsistent and often glacially slow progress on both fronts.
Since 2005, they have been considerably more productive than any of our real programming staff.
Rubber Chicken Contributions
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode #8: It’s About Bloody Time on 12/20/2009
- CONGRATULATIONS! on 11/25/2005
- Crap Comic 10: I Like You’re Cat on 08/27/2005
- Halo? More Like Cello! on 11/10/2004
- Ultimate FanFiction Central: Complete Fan Art Archive (2002-2004) on 08/30/2003
The Rubber Chicken was invented by either (or both) Joseph Grimaldi and/or Archie McPhee, according to reliable but contradictory historical data. Please stop 
