Tim Morrison

First there was nothing. Then there was Tim.

No, actually that's not entirely accurate. There were a few things that came before him, various sundries such as shoes, automobiles and processed cheese. But following in the wake of all that tripe, like a screaming thirteen year-old being towed on a skateboard by a rope tied to the back of a slightly dented Volkswagen Beetle, comes Tim.

Having had the good fortune to befriend Alastair at university sometime around the turn of the century, he was swiftly recruited to what he believed to be the Deadly and Feared Rubber Chicken Underground Militia. In truth, it was actually The Rubber Chicken Humour Website, but you can't sweat the small stuff. These things happen.

Tim doesn't actually do much of anything on the site, but tries to make a lot of noise about it in order to still seem important. When he is actually press-ganged into producing something, you can most often find him working on the podcast, be it in the editing room, or just screaming silly voices into a microphone.

Rumours of his death have been greatly exaggerated. (Contrary to popular opinion, he has only died once.)

Rubber Chicken Contributions

• Everybody Loves Shredder – The Ninja Turtles Sitcom (Pilot) on 11/05/2009
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode #6: Based on a True Story on 07/05/2009
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 206: Candid St. Crispin’s Day Jamboree on 12/28/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 205: Podcast Most Fowl on 10/05/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode #2: We’re Really Very Sorry on 06/25/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 204: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Podcast on 06/12/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode #1: Bonus Sketches on 06/06/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 203: King Podcast and the Knights of the Roundtable on 04/04/2008
• In(substantial)termission on 03/16/2008
• Wiki Spotlight: That Web Store That Ripped Us Off When We Tried To Buy Brett A Microphone on 02/28/2008
• Shredder’s Mom Has Got It Goin’ On – Part Two on 02/18/2008
• Shredder’s Mom Has Got It Goin’ On – TMNT vs Global Warming on 02/17/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 201: Radio City Music Hall Presents “An Evening With Podcast” on 02/01/2008
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Season One OUTcast on 03/01/2007
• Nigel Haversmith’s Amusing Prank Telephone Call on 02/28/2007
• Captain Marmalade in: “The Yeast I Could Do” on 01/30/2007
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 107: Podcast vs The Red Menace on 10/10/2006
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 106: The Island of Doctor Podcasto on 09/22/2006
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 105: Murder, She Podcast (Starring Angela Lansbury) on 08/21/2006
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 104: Podcast Goes Hawaiian on 08/12/2006
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 103: Zombie Pirate Bride of Podcast on 07/16/2006
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 102: SON OF PODCAST on 06/23/2006
• The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 101: Attack of the Pilot Episode on 06/09/2006
• That Doctor Who Episode with the Hovercraft Chase: A Retrospective on 02/25/2006