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The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode #8: It’s About Bloody Time

Alastair Craig — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 07:44:40 +0000

The comedy of errors that is Finishing Season Two approaches its climax. Here’s what you can look forward to when we get back from our various honeymoons and tropical vacations. We are PUMPED. Are YOU?

Compiled by Alastair Craig

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CONGRATULATIONS!

Ben K — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:36:49 +0000

CONGRATULATIONS TO KARLA GURNEY, THE FIRST PERSON TO PURCHASE AN EROTIC CHAD PILLOW FROM The Rubber Chicken Store!

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Crap Comic 10: I Like You’re Cat

Ben K — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:09:46 +0000

There was an old woman from Greece
Who had a hairy young niece
Their local barber said
“I’M IN LOVE WITH TED!”
She replied, “I’ve done it with geese.”

Enjoy this crap comic.

Guest starring Mittens! (Or is it Oscar? I forget.)
Special thanks to Klobber for help with the limerick.

Halo? More Like Cello!

Ben K — Wed, 10 Nov 2004 08:53:56 +0000

As you may have guessed, things have been running a bit slow lately, and we’re also slack. But mainly busy. Really. I’m not apologizing for this, because that’s what we would have done in 2002 (seriously, take a look at the updates – it’s delightfully naive). Instead, to help the excellent Scott with his workload (in addition to being totally kickarse, doing the art, and PHP, he ALSO does MYSTERY OTHER THINGS, like steal lamp posts), I have taken it upon myself to hire two new staff members.

They are two kittens, and I figure, hey why not, everyone loves a kitten. Also, they arrived in a basket. FROM OUTER SPACE! And went past The Tardis! I’ve been assured that these kittens can do anything. And God damn are they cute. So, the kitten on the left (Oscar) will be assistant artist, while the kitten on the right (Mittens) will be helping out with the PHP.

Please be sure to be friendly to them as they are a bit shy, but I’ve assured them that you’re all cool. So you’d better not disappoint me in front of the kittens.

No, seriously, I just couldn’t take that.

Ultimate FanFiction Central: Complete Fan Art Archive (2002-2004)

The Rubber Chicken — Sat, 30 Aug 2003 08:00:39 +0000

Visual treats from The Rubber Chicken’s ill-advised fake site replacement for April Fools’ Day 2002.
Thanks to all who contributed. You know who you are.

JOANA DARK IZ KEWL

“this is my best drawing ever! I made it of Joanna, from PErfect Dark, the greatest game ever from rare. this is the first time I’ve drawn her with clothes, tho.”
- jim treevault.

Mittens the Cat

this is a cute little piccie of my cutie cat mittens with picatchu doin a cute little danse lol. isnt he the cutest little cat eva?!?
-princesshannah

Conker

HELLO I HAVE DONE THIS PIC FOR U HOPE U N-JOY IT LOL!!!1//1 I IS OF MY FAVRITE, NINTENDO CHARCTER CONKER KILLING AN X-SUX (MY FUNNY WORD FOR AN XBOW LOL!!!!!!!!!0 B-CUZ NINEDO ROOL AND MICRSOFT DROOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOLOLOL!!!!1111!1!///!?!?!??
- KEV BLATANT

Team Rocket

“i luve team roket ecpecally meowhth whos teh best pokimon evar!!”
- anthony craig

JAR AJR AND MITTENS THE CAT

heres a brand new piccie of my cutie pie cat mittens hes sooooooo cute lol. i t hink jarjars cute too lol coz he liks mittens” danse.
-princesshannah

Elise and Scoobydoo

“I stayed up all night making elise do flipz on SSX tricky so I could draw her right!!!”
-jim treevault

Banjo Bear And Pikachu And Television’s David Hasselhoff Doing An Interpretive Dance With A Home Alone 4 DVD In A Powerful And Ironic Statement On Consumerism

This piece represents the abstract entanglement of the soul in a world obsessed with the aquisition of material goods. Its confronting visual style is designed to redefine the viewers’ perceptions from passive observation to a metaphysical confrontation with Western Culture’s Deus Ex Machina. the i hope u like it LOL :)
-ONF Franklin

JAR AJR AND MITTENS THE CAT and also lee thomas lol

lol hes cute…… and so is the kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-princesshannah

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