FACT: In his daily tech support work for The Man, Tim encounters a huge volume of unintentionally hilarious spam subject headings.
FACT: The world has been a slightly less awesome place since Spamusement.com stopped posting its priceless visual interpretations of such spam titles, and will remain slightly less awesome until somebody picks up where it left off.
FACT: Paul “Ettin” Matijevic can sketch a mean stick figure.
CONCLUSION:
And there’s plenty more to come, I’m afraid.
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When he was four, Andrey slipped and fell on the stairs in his Dacha, at which point a Soviet-made toy he was carrying cut his lip wide open, and the stairs smashed his front teeth in. Yes, any set of stairs can potentially smash your teeth in, but only a Soviet children’s toy will cut you wide open.
September 17th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Thank you Ettin for keeping the dream alive!
September 17th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
The big question is: “whose dream?”
The only rational explanation for some of these spam titles (and there are dozens of absolute classics we’ll be sharing – if not in this format, than at least as a list) is that they’re descriptions of actual dreams, hastily scribbled down in the waking moments before the memory fades.
In fact, under-the-table pharmaceutical companies may very well be giving their marketing divisions designated nap times, and providing attractive tax deductions on root beer and cheese to encourage subconscious creativity.
D.J Cat, you might want to get out of town for a while, because you might have just exposed a major trade secret.