Virtuaikus 2: Cosmiku
When I read Hyle’s original Virtuaikus, a sense of wonder came over me. Here was the perfect format in which to express my feelings for the Virtual Boy, and I had never realized it. Of course, since he covered looking to the past, the nostalgia of the Virtual Boy, I thought I would tackle a subject even more near and dear to my heart.
And so I present to you, a fifteen-haiku epic chronicling my training to become a Galactic Warrior, as sanctioned and mentored by Mac Tonight, the MOONMAN.
As a young white boy, I missed the Virtual Boy. EBay saves the day.
The MOONMAN’s visits Nay! He was busy He fies down tonight, Wario, Tennis… My eyes red and black, The Puck is my tool, Mac Tonight says that For this game’s high score, Surely MOONMAN jests! Mac Tonight refutes
He gives a thumbs-up One hundred million! In this universe, |
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