For your perusal, another crap comic. The amusing thing is that I spent more time capturing, animating and optimizing the image to the left than I spent on the concept and construction of the entire comic you’re about to look at. How’s that for… er, something.

Actually, that image is pretty amusing. I could watch it for hours.

And you know, I think I will.  Look! They just keep slapping each other!  And one of them’s an evil mastermind with a scar who is voiced by John DiMaggio, the guy who does Bender in Futurama!

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Alastair: Here are some facts you might not know about  Artist Extraordinaire Klobber:

• Fact #1: By day, Klobber rescues endangered kittens. By night, he works as a volunteer chef at the local orphanage.
  The secret ingredient to his much-loved Meow Meow Furry Surprise Soup remains a mystery to this day.
• Fact #2: Not only was Klobber raised as a pirate; he dabbled in the ninja arts in college.
• Fact #3: Klobber personally wrote and directed Leonardo DeCaprio’s death scene in the film Titanic. He also personally assassinated Aldolf Hitler. Twice.
• Fact #4: Klobber!

Now you know all about Klobber, you can safely see his bold reinterpretation of the Crap Comic series! It will blow your mind like Paris Hilton bl[SYSTEM ERROR: MAINSTREAM CULTURE JOKE DETECTED. AUTOMATIC SHUTDOWN INITIATED]

Klobber Presents: Crap Comic

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Alastair: This guest strip was kindly donated by Famous Political Cartoonist JJ McCullough from Filibuster Cartoons. He might not be familiar with the Crap Comic series’ story, author, art style, or even its basic concept, but I’m sure we can all agree he’s captured its essence perfectly. Thanks, JJ!

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As I type, Aussie Ben is hard at work on the next two chapters of his Crap Comic series. Here is a sneak preview of what’s in store:

I know! And this is only a fleeting glimpse of events to come in Crap Comics #11 and #12. It’s a great time to be alive.

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Whoa, our first Guest Crap Comic from a non-staff member! Incredible. Distinguished artist Scott Campbell of the Double Fine ACTION COMICS has graced his presence with a guest Crap Comic of his very own in response to our unsolicited guest strip.

(You can admire more of Mr. Campbell’s work by purchasing Double Fine Action Comics By Scott C or playing The Excellent Game Psychonauts. And please, do. – Ed.)

I leave you with this:

Delicious! The tears of a heartbroken child gather like fresh morning dew on the crabgrass in my heart! And as the tiny lawn spiders that also live in my heart come out to drink of the dew, I am delighted! Bwahhhhh ha ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Drink little heart spiders! Drink!
- The LucasArts “Sam and Max” Cancellation Press Release

P.S. The joke’s on YOU, “Sam and Max” Cancellation Press Release! THESE GUYS are doing a new Sam and Max game! Remember them? The ones you FIRED?

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When Aussie Ben began his Crap Comic series – nay, confronting sequence of contemporary masterpii – he gazed up at the glow-in-the-dark Glow Zone stars on his bedroom ceiling and said: “Some day, world. Some day, I’m going to make it big”.

And here he is, two years later, producing guest comics for the finest names in the business: Penny Arcade.  PVP.  VG Cats.  Calvin & Hobbes.  Garfield.  Batman. The list goes on and on. In hindsight, though, he probably should have asked for their permission first.

Dear reader, would you care to Hassle People of Importance with us once again?

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I like how the gag is so obvious it’s like a punch RIGHT IN THE FACE!

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There was an old woman from Greece
Who had a hairy young niece
Their local barber said
“I’M IN LOVE WITH TED!”
She replied, “I’ve done it with geese.”

Enjoy this crap comic.

Guest starring Mittens! (Or is it Oscar? I forget.)
Special thanks to Klobber for help with the limerick.

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