Andrey Summers
Andrey Summers is the Soviet-born, Canada-residing Australian citizen who has been publishing obscure and offensive non-fiction on the internet since around 1999, and whose brief biography can apparently be summarized in a boring run-on sentence. He is best known online for his JIVE Magazine article The Complex and Terrifying Reality of Star Wars Fandom which polarized the entire online Star Wars Community, and was called "Hilarious and Spot-on" by Timothy Zahn. He has interviewed Chad Kroeger, Sam Lake and Michelle Rodriguez in that order, but not on the same day. Andrey is working on a novel, and will be producing his play "Lovestruck: A Romantic Comedy in the Horrific world of H.P. Lovecraft" at UBC's Dorothy Somerset Theatre in November 2009. Andrey is also white. External Links Professional Portfolio Jive Magazine Portfolio Game Face Portfolio
Rubber Chicken Contributions
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 207: Mister Podcast’s Neighborhood on 10/23/2010
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode: Virgil and Grimm on 08/10/2009
- MOVIE ADVENTURE!!! PART 2!!! on 07/17/2009
- MOVIE ADVENTURE!!! on 07/15/2009
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode: Based on a True Story on 07/05/2009
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 206: Candid St. Crispin’s Day Jamboree on 12/28/2008
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode: Topical Humor on 12/16/2008
- The Business of Evil on 11/26/2008
- Goodbye Marco on 09/12/2008
- Jarrod’s Canada Adventure on 09/05/2008
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Podisode: Peas in Pandemonium on 08/09/2008
- “Amateur Bowling Club USA” on 04/01/2008
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 202: Podcast: Impossible on 02/25/2008
- Baker Street: Sherlock Holmes Re-Imagined on 02/21/2008
- CLOVERFIELD WAS A INSIDE JOB!!!! on 02/12/2008
- Shame On You: TRC’s Horrifying Search String Database on 02/05/2008
- Hassle 1.2 – “Neck-Romancing” on 12/11/2007
- Hassle 1.1 – “Hassle” on 04/18/2007
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Christmas Special 2006 on 12/24/2006
- This Is Only Funny If You’ve Seen ‘A Simple Plan’ on 12/15/2006
- Dogs of Console War on 11/25/2006
- The Rubber Chicken Podcast: Episode 104: Podcast Goes Hawaiian on 08/12/2006
- SexChat with the Formless Underlord of the Crimson Kingdom (May 19, 2006) on 05/19/2006
- Entrance Requirements for the UBC Film Program on 04/22/2006
- The Candid Turtle: A TMNT Exposé on 03/24/2006
- Fifty Dubious Compliments on 03/08/2006
- SexChat with the Formless Underlord of the Crimson Kingdom (Feb 21, 2006) on 02/21/2006
- SexChat with the Formless Underlord of the Crimson Kingdom on 12/16/2005
- Poll Dancing: The Rebirth of the TRC Poll on 06/24/2005
- Stream of Consciousness on 02/08/2005
- When Harry Met Sally: An Archetypical Title For A Story In Which People Meet Each Other, In This Case Andrey & HappyBob on 01/08/2005
- DRINK DELICIOUS SILK! (A Community Service Announcement) on 12/13/2004
- Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the: Sith: Review on 12/11/2004
- Historical Afterthoughts on 08/07/2004
- Chad Surname is the MAN for YOU! on 07/12/2004
- Movie Review: Disney’s “Brother Bear” on 10/31/2003
- MP3s & File Sharing: An Annotated Essay on 10/21/2003
- I Work Here 2: The Fall of I Work Here on 10/11/2003
- Opstacles – The Complete Archive (Part Two) on 06/01/2003
- Selling Out With Andrey on 03/01/2003
- Opstacles: The Complete Archive (Part One) on 12/01/2002








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