ßµñghøliø says:
Hullo you is Janet
Janet are you there?
It is me Hans

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
dis aint janet…
whoz dis??
and whered ya get me addy
??

ßµñghøliø says:
What do you mean? It’s me Hans!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
man…i dunno who da f*k ur
u r*
asl plz??

ßµñghøliø says:
Janet why you swear? Mother taught us to swear is to make jesus sad in his heart!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
lol
this is ashlee…not janet
who r ya??

ßµñghøliø says:
Why you laugh Janet?
you are not Janet?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
no…i

ßµñghøliø says:
This is the email addresse Janet gave me!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
so wat makes ya fink im janet

ßµñghøliø says:
That is you isnt it Janet! you silly girl! you alwayus play me for silly fool!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
hers might been homo_chick51
im not janet!!!

ßµñghøliø says:
Thats what you say Janet!
Homo!
Imagine what Jesus must think janet!
I am so sorry Janet my intranet was disconeccted.

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
well im so sorri 2…coz im ashlee…not janet!!!

ßµñghøliø says:
Janet can I ask you a question?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
MAN…IM ASHLEE!!!

ßµñghøliø says:
Why don’t you call me anymore? Have you lost my number?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
man….dis is not f*ken janet!!!

ßµñghøliø says:
I think my phone still works!
Who ‘diss’?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
man…iz dis mark u homo…muckin round…
well i told ya bout 100 times…its f*ken ashlee

ßµñghøliø says:
This is Hans
Why do you say ‘ashlee’ Janet?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
because dats my f*ken name

ßµñghøliø says:
It does not matter, how is the farm since I left?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
man..who da f*k is janet… AND WHO DA F*KL R U??

ßµñghøliø says:
I sorry, not understand ‘dat’
How are my Goats janet?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
THAT]
man…this is u homo..aint it

ßµñghøliø says:
I am no Homo, I have had sex with 3 women!
I’m sorry Jesus, I had relations with 3 women.
Not the same one three times though
They all called me bad and I cried and then they left.
My feelings were hurt.
So Janet have you been feeding Ethel the proper manner?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
F*K
U
im bot janet

ßµñghøliø says:
you have been crushing the grain have you?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
my name is ashlee
MAN…I KNOW DIS IS U MARK…U F*KEN C*NT

ßµñghøliø says:
you have learned some bad words Janet! you should pray to Jesus so he can save your soul from the Devil!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
i couldnt giv a f*k bout jesus
and i really couldnt giv a f*k bout u

ßµñghøliø says:
That hurts me in my heart Janet!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
good 4 u
MARK!!

ßµñghøliø says:
Who is this Mark! I am Hans! I am your brother Janet!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
and ur imaginary d*ck janet

ßµñghøliø says:
How can you say richard is imaginary Janet?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
bcoz im ashlee….not f*ken janet

ßµñghøliø says:
I talked with Richard in the morning
He is ordering me my new suit
My last one was too small and it hurt my arms and that made me cry.
I think my intranet is broken Janet, it keeps unconnecting

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
!!
and if u keep callin me janet….ur new name is c*nt ok

ßµñghøliø says:
Can you help me fix it Janet?

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
no c*nt
u should pray 2 jesus and he mite f*ken help u since ur so f*ken obsessed wid him1!!

ßµñghøliø says:
Janet you are have a potty mouth! Mother is twisting in her grave!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
haha
good

ßµñghøliø says:
That is not a nice way to talk about mother! Think about how she looked after the farm when I had to goto the city when you lost your shoes and then I went ot get new ones and then I got lost and then I cried!

@d@m has been added to the conversation.

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
hey

@d@m says:
hello

ßµñghøliø says:
I think i go now Janet, your friend his name looks funny and that hurts my eyes and that makes me cry.
Goodnight Janet!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
f*k u c*nt

@d@m says:
f*ck whats with u retard
u there?

ßµñghøliø says:
YOU MAKE ME AFRIAD!
I WILL BLOCK YOU FROM ME!

SeX@mYpLaCe.CoMe.Ok says:
f*ken talk in da uva box c*nt

ßµñghøliø says:
YOU ARE SCARING ME JANET
I DON’T THINK I WANT TO TALK ANY LONGER
MOTHER SHOULD’VE NEVER GIVEN YOU THE BICYCLE SO YOU COULD LEAVE THE FARM

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