The Rubber Chicken (ThatChickenSite.com, as the kids call it) is a "humour" website. Theoretically, we make you laugh.
Since the Year of Our Lord 2000, this cunningly hidden online orifice has served to quarantine us, a fun-lovin' team of word butchers with a borderline-illegal passion for written comedy and early '90s cartoons, from you, the general public.
By this point, you're probably ready to dismiss us as an obscure Something Awful ripoff. How wrong you are, my friend. How wrong you are. Remember the 2004 rumour that John Rhys-Davies would be voicing General Grievous in Star Wars Episode III? That was us. See? We're a culturally relevant Something Awful ripoff.

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