The Rubber Chicken > Portfolios > Alastair Craig Alastair Craig is a Creative Industries and Creative Writing graduate, and as such, is not even remotely employable. Now undertaking a Masters in Creative Advertising (he really likes the word "creative"), he plans to face the real world any year now. Alastair founded The Rubber Chicken in 2000 and has now been running it in its indistinguishably varied forms for a third of his life, for which he has no regrets. He has recently taken an unexpected shine to audio editing, and is a far more smitten with the site's creatively (see?) rewarding podcast than is strictly appropriate for one's own show. Alastair is every bit as sickeningly optimistic as you'd expect from someone who uses the online monikier "HappyBob", and the skip in his step has been known to drive men to suicide. TRC Contributions The Rubber Chicken Podcast (producer, ongoing contributor) Confessions of a Pop Cannibal: Deconstructing Britney's "Piece of Me" Crisis Averted: Curing the Common Climate Change Shredder's Mom Has Got It Goin' On Celebrity Burning Question: The Mystery of Earth's Yellow Sun That Doctor Who Episode with the Hovercraft Chase: A Retrospective Captain Planet & The Lake of Fear: A Panel-By-Panel Analysis Dubious Compliments Game Review: *NSYNC Hotline John Rhys-Davies in Star Wars Episode III: A Grievous Media Hoax Cinema's Greatest Ripoffs Celebrity Burning Question: The Mystery of the Latitude and/or Longditude of Sesame Street When Harry Met Sally: An Archetypical Title For A Story In Which People Meet Each Other, In This Case Andrey & Alastair Why Bus Drivers Should Stop Wearing Reindeer Antlers on their Heads An Annotated Essay Growing Pains: An InterActive RubberChicken TradingCard PhotoMontage Ten Reasons Why Tim Curry is Awesome I Think, Therefore I Am: The Official Biography of Friedrich Nietzsche Chris Cares Celebrity Burning Question: The Mystery of the Bird/Bee Relationships Fancy-Free YouTubery Stolen Image Trickery: The Animated Series Historical Afterthoughts Solving Mysteries... in a VAN! Hassling People Of Importance Celebrity Burning Question: The Mystery of the Grimace The Hamburg Tapes GIF Jamboree	Podisode #3: Peas in Pandemonium Movie: Perry's Picnic Podisode #2: We're Really Very Sorry Podcast Episode 204: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Podcast Podisode #1: Bonus Sketches Article: Undead Studies 307 Podcast Episode 203: King Podcast and the Knights of the Roundtable Play Podcast 204: More Subscribe Download Several synchronised swimmers have written in to complain that, contrary to this site's exposé on the matter, they "don't just smile". For the record, The Rubber Chicken does not consider syncrhonised swimming a shallow or talentless sport. Or, indeed, a sport at all. TRC Forums Register Burdened with dignity? Support TRC on MySpace or Facebook RSS Feed - Updates RSS Feed - Podcast Donkey Kong Universe The Terrordactyls Shaun Micallef's Online World Around Him