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Blacker than Michael Jackson.

Andrey Summers is the Soviet-born, Canada-residing Australian citizen who has been publishing obscure and offensive non-fiction on the internet since around 1999, and whose brief biography can apparently be summarized in a boring run-on sentence. He is best known online for his JIVE Magazine article "The Complex and Terrifying Reality of Star Wars Fandom" which polarized the entire online Star Wars Community, and was called "Hilarious and Spot-on" by Timothy Zahn. He has interviewed Chad Kroeger, Sam Lake and Michelle Rodriguez in that order, but not on the same day. Andrey is working on a novel, and will be producing his play "Lovestruck: A Romantic Comedy in the Horrific world of H.P. Lovecraft" at, or at least Near, the Vancouver Fringe Festival in fall 2008. Andrey is also white.

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  • JIVE Magazine Portfolio
  • Black Yak Productions
    TRC Contributions
  • The Rubber Chicken Podcast (Team Canada coordinator, ongoing contributor)
  • SexChat with the Formless Underlord of the Crimson Kingdom (ongoing columnist)
  • The Studio Sessions (songwriter)
  • Baker Street: Sherlock Holmes Re-Imagined
  • CLOVERFIELD WAS A INSIDE JOB!!!!
  • Shame On You: TRC's Horrifying Search String Database
  • The Candid Turtle
  • Dubious Compliments
  • Entrance Requirements for the UBC Film Program
  • Poll Dancing: The Rebirth of the TRC Poll
  • Stream of Consciousness
  • When Harry Met Sally: An Archetypical Title For A Story In Which
    People Meet Each Other, In This Case Andrey & Alastair
  • Chad Surname is the Man for You!
  • Disney's Brother Bear!
  • An Annotated Essay
  • Historical Afterthoughts

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