The manic closing song of Podcast 104: Podcast Goes Hawaiian.
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Music written and performed by Gord Myren.
Lyrics written and performed by Andrey Summers.
Recorded by the Red Square Collective
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Lyrics after the jump
|Self Portrait: The TRCFM Anthem
You have a dashing, powerful persona
A wealth of knowledge and unyielding taste
Good humor and respect are your Corona
Your pants are pressed, your shoes are neatly laced
You wind-surf, you eat pears and re-read Chaucer
Hook salmon, but then always throw it back
You even proved you’d seen a flying saucer (to a skeptic)
You don’t support the conflict in Iraq
You bought a jar of pickles from a cyclops
Restored the stained-glass window of a church
You spend all night hunched over in your workshop
Hand crafting tiny ponies out of birch
The day Edward R. Murrow was cremated
You had his ashes scattered in the alps
And ‘neath the harvest moon you celebrated (with a skeptic)
The head of every chieftain that you scalped
For every genocide you propogated
For every crowded orphanage you burned
For every teenage girl you impregnated
You left a dozen movies unreturned
In 1939 you ravaged Poland
You pawned away your furniture for blow
You sold your sister to a pimp, to finance your new colon
And you’re the only one who listens to this show.
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