If you like The Rubber Chicken enough to publically brandish our URL on your person (and hey, thanks, we like you too), now's your chance. All money goes toward CafePress, who print, process and post the merchandise. The Rubber Chicken does not profit from these sales, as this would mean jacking up the price, and that's just not on, girlfriend.
Land of Canoes T-Shirt
Celebrate the podcast's first season flagship joke with this migraine-inducing talisman of cuteness. Art by Andy Webb.
Young'uns Beware:
The original version contains an objectionable word. (The composer insisted all expletives remain As God Intended.)
A family-friendly shirt (sans lyrics on the back) is also available.
Order Original Version:
Men's T-Shirt - Women's T-Shirt - Women's V-Neck Shirt
Order Expletive-Free Version:
Men's T-Shirt - Women's T-Shirt - Women's V-Neck Shirt
Quack Cap
The fan favourite, updated for the new millennium.
Click here to order.
Uncle Chad's Erotic Pillow
Each pillow is personally tested by Chad (and most are washed afterwards) for that special blend of
eroticism and creepiness synonymous with the McC*nna name. Ages 18+. Whip not included.
Click here to order.
You know nobody's making you do this, right?
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