It’s guffaws at 700 feet as The Rubber Chicken troupe takes to the skies.
Guest Starring
Michelle Rodriguez
Includes the sketches:
In-Flight Announcements
Stephen Hawking and Satan Discuss Emoticons
Andrey vs Fiona: Countdown to Biology
Susie vs Robbie: The Tear-Stained Sandbox
The Self-Referential Sketch
Toni’s Brain
An Unsanitary Paradox
Original Music
Wanna B N Angel written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren
Recorded by the Red Square Collective
Episode compiled by Alastair Craig
(with thanks to Ben K and Tim Morrison)
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Andrey: Here at whatchickenlist.gov, we are all about the environment. By this I am, of course, suggesting only that at any given moment we are in or near the environment, but I like to think that makes us an authority on the matter. Certainly as much of an authority as an arguably un-elected Presidential Candidate who at one time had no beard, then grew a beard, and then just shaved it off again.
If Al Gore can’t even decide what his own face looks like, how can he reliably perform plastic surgery on the face of our planet? This question is implicitly asked and tacitly answered by our own Alastair Robert Craig in a feature that he did not title The Unofficial Spice Girls Reunion Scrapbook. To find out what he really titled it, you’ll just have to Admit You’re A Spice Girls Fan. Just kidding. You can also Click Here.
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Posted on August 27th, 2005 by
Ben K
There was an old woman from Greece
Who had a hairy young niece
Their local barber said
“I’M IN LOVE WITH TED!”
She replied, “I’ve done it with geese.”
Enjoy this crap comic.
Guest starring Mittens! (Or is it Oscar? I forget.)
Special thanks to Klobber for help with the limerick.
The story I’m trying to tell you if you’d just shut up and listen to me happened when I was riding my chopper down the I5 and got flagged over by a filthy degenerate who needed help jump-starting his junked out crack-van. I told him buddy, listen, this is a god-damned motorbike, but he said all he really needed to get on the road was some hot, casual intercourse. I said hell no, I’m not some kind of queer, so not until I see a passport, birth certificate or other form of legit identification. He, of course, was unable to produce such a document, so again I was left a virgin, weeping to myself on the roadside. How long, I wondered, until I would finally cast away these bitter shackles, forget these dark blizzards that struck every night of my hated innocence?
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Posted on November 10th, 2004 by
Ben K
As you may have guessed, things have been running a bit slow lately, and we’re also slack. But mainly busy. Really. I’m not apologizing for this, because that’s what we would have done in 2002 (seriously, take a look at the updates – it’s delightfully naive). Instead, to help the excellent Scott with his workload (in addition to being totally kickarse, doing the art, and PHP, he ALSO does MYSTERY OTHER THINGS, like steal lamp posts), I have taken it upon myself to hire two new staff members.
They are two kittens, and I figure, hey why not, everyone loves a kitten. Also, they arrived in a basket. FROM OUTER SPACE! And went past The Tardis! I’ve been assured that these kittens can do anything. And God damn are they cute. So, the kitten on the left (Oscar) will be assistant artist, while the kitten on the right (Mittens) will be helping out with the PHP.
Please be sure to be friendly to them as they are a bit shy, but I’ve assured them that you’re all cool. So you’d better not disappoint me in front of the kittens.
No, seriously, I just couldn’t take that.
here is a pic of mittensthe cat doing a cute li:ttle dance with [COPYRIGHTED TITLE REMOVED] my favorite [COPYRIGHTED FRANCHISE REMOVED] isnt he the cutest little cat eva?
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Thanks to all who contributed. You know who you are.
JOANA DARK IZ KEWL
“this is my best drawing ever! I made it of Joanna, from PErfect Dark, the greatest game ever from rare. this is the first time I’ve drawn her with clothes, tho.”
- jim treevault.
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Posted on May 31st, 2003 by
Ben K
The full archive of 
, Aussie Ben‘s shortlived pictorial placing dialogue from our favourite LucasArts adventure games in the real world.
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Posted on February 25th, 2001 by
Mr. Karl
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