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As ancient terrors from the deep infiltrate sleepy suburbia, Stephen Hawking and Satan debate Bewitched casting.  Hardcore Holmes makes the ultimate edgy sacrifice, the inventor of the Time Phone wages an awkward war against himself, and legendary impaler Vlad Tepes takes on his biggest enemy yet: Zoning Bylaws.

Meanwhile, in the writers’ room, the creators of a sketch-comedy podcast embark on a sprawling metafictional odyssey equal parts hilarious, confusing and TERRIFYINGLY APOCALYPTIC.

Big Explosions!  Brain-Sucking Monsters!  Car Chases!  Wailing Guitars!  Taxidermy!  Awkward, Potentially Homoerotic Domestic Situations!  A Ham Sandwich!  All this and oh-so-much more in this massive, charmingly convoluted labour of love, two comically on-and-off years in the making.

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Written by
Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers and Alastair Craig

Original Music
Taxidermists from a Parallel Universe written and produced by Alastair Craig.
Lead vocals by Christopher Shadforth

Episode produced by Alastair Craig



Shoot ‘Em Up – Film Review

Posted on June 18th, 2009 by Alastair Craig

In the motion picture film “Shoot ‘Em Up”, Clive Owen:

  • Kills not one, but two men with a carrot.
  • Has an intimate encounter with Monica Bellucci while shooting bad guys, delivers a satisfactory performance on both fronts, then turns off the light by shooting the switch.
  • Literally fires bullets with his bare hands.
  • Delivers a baby in the middle of a gunfight and severs the umbilical cord by shooting it.

In conclusion, you should probably see the motion picture film “Shoot ‘Em Up”.



Go behind the scenes to discover the exact quantity of blood, sweat and tears (amongst other bodily fluids) The Rubber Chicken’s writers will sacrifice to make you say “yeah, that’s kind of funny, I guess”.

Written and performed by
Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers, Brett “Mister Bung” Cullen, Ben K, and Alastair Craig.

Also starring
Fiona Revill
Gord Myren
And introducing Alastair’s Mum and Chad McCanna.

Episode compiled by Alastair Craig

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The double-length, cliffhanger-laden season finale, in which Beryl finally learn the true meaning of the word “callipigious”.
Guest starring Emily Horn as “Andrey’s Ex-Girlfriend”.

Includes the sketches:
Andrey/Emily: SHOWDOWN
Death of a Paint Show
Hlaude’s Horrible Hliffhanger
Evil Rollerblades
…and more!

Original Music
“Final Song” written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren.

Episode Compiled by Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison
Additional production and BATSHIT INSANE remixing by Brett “Mister Bung” Cullen.

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This episode: an exploding garden shed, robot poetry and an EXCLUSIVE interview with one of the Mooon People!

Includes the sketches:
The Stephen Hawking Impersonation Hour
Easy as Pie
The Land of Canoe Blues
…and more!

Compiled by Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig

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Remember the episode of the original (western) Power Rangers series where Tommy Oliver, the Green Ranger, lost his powers? Remember how devastated we all were? (And those of you who were too old/sensible to enjoy MMPR in 1995 were no doubt devastated in spirit, even if you thought you were happy at the time.) Remember how mundane the show seemed with only the original five Rangers again? Remember the exciement when Zordon introduced them to the brand new White Ranger and he took his mask off and Kimberly fainted and it turned out to be Tommy? Of course you do. Now, pretend our updates are the Green Ranger. Pretend Lord Zedd has stolen their powers… but only temporarily.

Though it would be downright pretentious to seriously compare our little updates to the excellence of Tommy Oliver, this serves as an apt comparison for the next few weeks. While those of us who regularly update will be busy with end-of-semester study for a couple of weeks, you need not faint, dear Metaphorical Kimberlies – soon we’ll be back, better than ever, and with a baffling talking dagger thing and armour that isn’t quite as cool without the original gold chestplate.

Luckily, Nick Sedillos of Swizzlestuck has zoomed to the rescue (or should I say… Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue? No.) with his own audio book version of the critically acknowledged Ultimate FanFiction Central Star Wars story Darth Maul’s Revenge. Nick has done an amazing job at capturing the essence of the story in a whole new medium, complete with incidental music.

Darth Maul’s Revenge – Chapter 1
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Darth Maul’s Revenge – Chapter 2
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(And be sure to thank Mr. Sedillos for his effort by checking out his comics!)



Happy Adventure II: THE BEGINNING

Posted on April 11th, 2004 by Alastair Craig

Happy Adventure II: THE BEGINNING

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Happy Adventure II: Trailer
The Happy Adventure Series Final Episode:
The Last Huzzah

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Happy Adventure II: Trailer

Posted on January 1st, 2004 by Mister Bung

Happy Adventure 2 Trailer

Previous Episode:
Silly Fun
The Happy Adventure Series Next Episode:
Happy Adventure II: THE BEGINNING

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The exclusive leaked script for George Lucas’s upcoming 2005 return to his student film roots.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….


STAR WARS

EPISODE III
A VERY BIG EXPLOSION

After three years of combat, the treacherous CLONE WARS have finally come to an end. Anakin Skywalker, young padawan of General Obi-Wan Kenobi, has slain the villainous Count Dooku and become a full-fledged Jedi Knight. During the height of combat, Anakin managed to impregnate his wife Padme Amidala through a BROKEN CONDOM. On the cusp of childbirth, C-3P0 and Senator Jar Jar Binks have rushed the bride of Skywalker to Coruscant General Hospital where she’s nearing the end of her exhaustive labor….

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The gaming webcomic (illustrated by Dan Dimov and penned by Rubber Chicken writers) rescued from the dearly departed RareOps.com.

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