Proton pack is strapped.
Busting makes me feel good like
’80s Sig Weaver.

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In the motion picture film “Shoot ‘Em Up”, Clive Owen:

• Kills not one, but two men with a carrot.
• Has an intimate encounter with Monica Bellucci while shooting bad guys, delivers a satisfactory performance on both fronts, then turns off the light by shooting the switch.
• Literally fires bullets with his bare hands.
• Delivers a baby in the middle of a gunfight and severs the umbilical cord by shooting it.

In conclusion, you should probably see the motion picture film “Shoot ‘Em Up”.

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A world-weary noir detective and a dark ‘n’ gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure.

Written by
Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison.
Additional scenes by Ben K. and Chad McCanna.

“Original” Music
Tomorrow performed by Fiona “I Don’t Really Sing Like This” Revill
Rock Mobster (It’s Funny, You See, Because…) composed under academic duress by Alastair Craig.
Zombie Girl appears courtesy of The Terrordactyls

Episode compiled by Alastair Craig

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Introducing TRC Podisodes, a companion series of bonus sketches and outtakes.

Featuring

• A sassy stew-pot of unheard Season One material.
• You’re My Fish (the full theme song to Andrey and Gord’s play “Lovestruck: A Romantic Comedy Set in the Horrific World of H.P. Lovecraft”)
• A Startling Revelation of Things to Come.

Compiled by Alastair Craig
Additional editing by Brett “Mister Bung” Cullen

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This week on The Paint Show, we discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex and elastomeric paint!

Includes the sketches:
Cooking with Claude
Five Second Movie Reviews
Paul Attempts a Robbery

Original Music
Self Portrait: The TRCFM Anthem
Written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren.

Episode compiled by Alastair Craig
(Additional planning and boyish good looks by Tim Morrison.)

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