Yea, upon thee I grace these pixels of delight. Let yon images bless thy mind with the grace of …stuff.
Nope, lost it. Anyway, here’s something I scribbled up in my spare time. I call it “Death Needs a Hug”.
This, of course is a thinly vieled attempt at proglonging the time limit HappyBob gave me to write some more content.
It’s well underway, I promise. It’s even got screenshots.
Pretty nifty, eh?
I bet all you readers out there are thinking “Wow, that Mister Bung is an alright guy! I’d like to buy him a beer and I’d let him sleep with my sister!”
First off, my cripling paranoia prevents me from ever accepting anything from other people, and secondly – and most importantly – your sister is ugly and I think I can do better. I’m sorry to be so blunt, but some of the guys from the office were making jokes and I thought it was only fair I told you to your face.
Your sister is an uggo. I’m sorry.
Uh, look, this is really uncomfortable.
For me, I mean.
Do you think you could, you know, leave?
Alastair: Remember ? You know, Ben’s quirky, insightful and (hah!) weekly series adding dialogue from old LucasArts adventure games to real-world photos? If not, I know what you’re thinking: what a delightful idea! There is absolutely no chance of this offending anybody!
One man defied those expectations. One man broke the shackles and challenged us. Today we pay tribute to this man – this hero – the only way we know how: with an insane and the not-at-all defamatory Flash animation from Bungholio.