"I laughed so hard I vomited up my lungs and my intestines prolapsed through my rectum. I was rushed to the hospital where the ER's best efforts proved futile and I passed on at 2:37am this morning." -Testimonial
So I left it a little late. So what? It’s not like anyone’s even remotely interested in Street Sharks anyway. Trust me on this. There are literally NO fan sites of any kind about this mediocre 90s kids’ show which was a blatant rip-off of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I know this because of my extensive twenty second search on Google. (Please don’t find me some obscure Street Sharks website to prove me wrong. I really don’t care.)
Instant messenger pranks from our carefree youth, immortalised online at the expense of an older, wise Mister Bung’s employment prospects and pride.
This has been laying around for quite some time now on my computer, and has been viewed by many a kinsfolk, all who grew warts the sizes of pumpkins- but I think that was just the water. But fear not, as any concerns you have can be directed towards myself or this seagull.
who are you
I am man who likes goats.
Do you like goats?