Mailbag: Jesus Wants Spiritual Fruit

Posted on February 28th, 2006 by Ben K

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Mailbag: A Man Named Clive

Posted on October 12th, 2004 by Ben K

This edition is dedicated to the cast of popular Australian Sitcom “Hey, Dad!”

For giving us an excuse to go outside between 1986 – 1994.

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Highlights from The Rubber Chicken’s Stolen Image Trickery series, in which we exact mild revenge on bloggers remotely hotlinking our pictures, with allegedly hilarious results.

A quick educational brief on the Magical World of Bandwidth! When I pay the US$60 per year required to host The Rubber Chicken, those expenses cover a certain amount of downloads from the page per month. When somebody posts an image from our webspace on another site or forum, that person is effectively stealing.  Enter karma: it also means we have complete power over what appears on their side. We’ve tracked down two such offenders, thieving bandwidth like the filthy bandwidth thieves they are.

Let’s have some fun.

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Fast Food ‘Foolery

Posted on September 10th, 2003 by Alastair Craig

Alastair Craig
Return Address
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The Manager
“Pizza Hut”
Shop 2/214-218
Waterworks Rd.
Ashgrove 4060

September 10, 2003

Hi, I’ll have a Big Mac!!!!!!!

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More Exceptionally Mild Tomfoolery
Celebrity Burning Question: What is The Grimace?
Prank: Stolen Image Trickery
Fake Election Campaign: Chris Cares



Introducing the Celebrity Burning Question series, in which we contact every celebrity who will care to listen with one of life’s great questions. This edition: Just what IS the McDonald’s mascot “Grimace”?

Ben is a man with a mission: to solve one of life’s biggest questions. Namely, “Just what the heck is Grimace from McDonalds?
How, you ask? The only logical way: by emailing as many celebrities, internet personalities and complete strangers as possible. Can the combined expertise of Cousin Oliver, Seinfeld’s “Kramer” and other prominent Earth personalities add up to a conclusive answer to this enigmatic riddle of a conundrum of a puzzle-like problem?

Just a few of the experts we contacted:
Confound it Robin, the batteries are dead!

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