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In the Celebrity Burning Question series, we contact as many celebrities or obscure parties as possible with one of life’s great questions. This edition: what do the birds and the bees really DO?

Ever since Jewel Akens sang “The Birds and the Bees” in the mid-1960s, we’ve all wondered what, exactly, the Birds and the Bees actually did. As the Bees and the Birds are quite clearly two different species, presumably with incompatible size and sexual behaviour, any intimate act would clearly be uncomfortable, if not impossible. No siree, this is a cover for something far more complex. We have vowed to solve this Burning Question the only way possible: by emailing assorted celebrities and entirely inappropriate parties.

Just a few of the experts we contacted:

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But don’t worry, everything in this plot can be predicted by a can of Pal.

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Real Rare

Posted on September 23rd, 2003 by Chad McCanna

We all love videogame developer Rare, right? Hey, yeah, man!
And we all love animals, eh?  Can I get an amen?  Whoo, brother!

So earlier this week I said to myself:
“Chad, you know, you really should get some hot redhead to go down on you.”
“Agreed, Chad,” I replied. “But how should we attract her mouth to the crotch region?”
“Simple, my friend!” said I. “You need to make photorealistic pictures depicting various scenes from Rare games!”

Of course! It’s all so obvious! I’ll make a picture of a gorilla riding a frog, and the females will flock to my member! So without further ado, I give you… Real Rare!

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Crap Comic #2: When is a Shower Not a Shower?

Posted on August 14th, 2003 by Ben K

Remember that crap comic I did a few days back?  Many begged for me to stop, but you know – if you stop at one, then you’ll only have one crap comic. And that just won’t do.

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Insecks & Urachnids

Posted on August 13th, 2003 by Chad McCanna

The following are actual papers written about insects and arachnids by a Year 7 Life Science class. They had two full class periods to work on these, and sadly, the results follow in their unabridged, pitiful reality. All the grammatical mistakes and misspellings are preserved for your enjoyment. To give you an indication of the general intelligence level of these children, the teacher told them that their titles should be catchy or creative. Well, one of these little scamps called their paper “Be Catchy or Creative!” My god.

Just a forewarning before you dive in: if you plan on reading all of these at once, please PLEASE be drunk first.

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In A Neck Tie: The Complete Series

Posted on July 15th, 2003 by Mister Bung

The full archive of The Rubber Chicken’s acclaimed “…in a Neck Tie” series, Mister Bung’s controversial and erotic union between The Wonderful World of Animals and contemporary formal wear.


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Bung’s Intranetweb Shenanigans #1

Posted on June 15th, 2003 by Mister Bung

Instant messenger pranks from our carefree youth, immortalised online at the expense of an older, wise Mister Bung’s employment prospects and pride.

This has been laying around for quite some time now on my computer, and has been viewed by many a kinsfolk, all who grew warts the sizes of pumpkins- but I think that was just the water.  But fear not, as any concerns you have can be directed towards myself or this seagull.

who are you

I am man who likes goats.
Do you like goats?

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Silly Fun (Extended Edition)

Posted on July 24th, 2002 by Ben K

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Clash of the Cretins

Posted on February 25th, 2001 by Mr. Karl

Previous Episode:
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New to Take a look at some Rubber Chicken highlights from the decade since,
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