Celebrity Burning Question: What do the Birds and the Bees do?
Posted on February 11th, 2004 by Ben K
In the Celebrity Burning Question series, we contact as many celebrities or obscure parties as possible with one of life’s great questions. This edition: what do the birds and the bees really DO?
Ever since Jewel Akens sang “The Birds and the Bees” in the mid-1960s, we’ve all wondered what, exactly, the Birds and the Bees actually did. As the Bees and the Birds are quite clearly two different species, presumably with incompatible size and sexual behaviour, any intimate act would clearly be uncomfortable, if not impossible. No siree, this is a cover for something far more complex. We have vowed to solve this Burning Question the only way possible: by emailing assorted celebrities and entirely inappropriate parties.
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Since Ang Lee took Best Director, “Brokeback” can now officially be used as a verb. Eg: “So are you guys really going fishing, or are you going to Brokeback it?”
