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To celebrate the new year, the Rubber Chicken’s three Australian head writers arranged a rare face-to-face meeting.  Below is a sample of a typical day with us sharing a state.

HappyBob: Rise and shine!

Aussie Ben: (in bed, burying head under pillow) I don’t want to go to school, Mum!

Canned laughter.

HappyBob: (jumping up and down, clapping loudly) It’s 6am and we have another fun-filled day of site work ahead!

Canned laughter.

Ben: Can’t Bungholio do it? Where is he, anyway?

Bungholio bursts through door to deliver his catchphrase.

Bungholio: Has anyone seen my PANTS?

Laughter and applause, then awkward silence from Ben and Bob.

HappyBob: You’re wearing them.

Bungholio loveably shrugs. Canned laughter, applause, fade out.

Later That Day…

Bungholio strolls casually into the kitchen, with a pair of what look like clown pants strung over his shoulder. Already in the kitchen is the gang’s Robot buddy Norman.

Bung: Goooooood morning Norman!

Canned audience cheers.

Bung: What are you making, Norman?

Norman: BZZT! I AM MAKING PANCAKES. THEY WILL BE READY SOON. KILL ALL HUMANS.

Bung: Oh Norman!

Canned laughter, cheering.

Ben drags himself into the kitchen and sits at the table, followed closely by HappyBob who is carrying a a fishbowl with no water or fish in it for no particular reason.

Ben: What’s for breakfast Norman?

Norman: BZZZT! I HAVE MADE PANCAKES. PLEASE BE SEATED TO EAT. WHIRRR-CLICK.

Everyone sits down at the table and grabs their utensils waiting for the pancakes. Norman brings over a giant plate of what looks like pancakes but on close inspection contain large peices of broccoli.

HappyBob: Er, Norman?

Norman: BZZZT! YES ROBERT?

HappyBob: Just Bob.

Norman: BZZZZT-CLICK! YES JUST BOB?

Canned laughter.

HappyBob: There’s broccoli in the pancakes, Norman.

Norman: AFFIRMATIVE BZZZT.

Ben: There isn’t supposed to be brochilli in pancakes, Norman!

Canned laughter.

Norman: BZZT! NEGATIVE BENJAMIN, THE COOKBOOK SAID TO ADD BROCCOLI.

Bung: Show me the cookbook Norman.

Norman hands Bung the cookbook.

Bung looks at it and grins, shows it to the audience.
Book reads: “VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST AND YOU!”

Ben, Bob and Bung: OH NORMAN!

Canned laughter, applause, fade out.

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