HappyBob: Rise and shine!
Aussie Ben: (in bed, burying head under pillow) I don’t want to go to school, Mum!
HappyBob: (jumping up and down, clapping loudly) It’s 6am and we have another fun-filled day of site work ahead!
Ben: Can’t Bungholio do it? Where is he, anyway?
Bungholio bursts through door to deliver his catchphrase.
Bungholio: Has anyone seen my PANTS?
Laughter and applause, then awkward silence from Ben and Bob.
HappyBob: You’re wearing them.
Bungholio loveably shrugs. Canned laughter, applause, fade out.
Later That Day…
Bung: Goooooood morning Norman!
Canned audience cheers.
Bung: What are you making, Norman?
Norman: BZZT! I AM MAKING PANCAKES. THEY WILL BE READY SOON. KILL ALL HUMANS.
Bung: Oh Norman!
Canned laughter, cheering.
Ben drags himself into the kitchen and sits at the table, followed closely by HappyBob who is carrying a a fishbowl with no water or fish in it for no particular reason.
Ben: What’s for breakfast Norman?
Norman: BZZZT! I HAVE MADE PANCAKES. PLEASE BE SEATED TO EAT. WHIRRR-CLICK.
Everyone sits down at the table and grabs their utensils waiting for the pancakes. Norman brings over a giant plate of what looks like pancakes but on close inspection contain large peices of broccoli.
HappyBob: Er, Norman?
HappyBob: Just Bob.
Norman: BZZZZT-CLICK! YES JUST BOB?
HappyBob: There’s broccoli in the pancakes, Norman.
Norman: AFFIRMATIVE BZZZT.
Ben: There isn’t supposed to be brochilli in pancakes, Norman!
Norman: BZZT! NEGATIVE BENJAMIN, THE COOKBOOK SAID TO ADD BROCCOLI.
Bung: Show me the cookbook Norman.
Norman hands Bung the cookbook.
Bung looks at it and grins, shows it to the audience.
Book reads: “VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST AND YOU!”
Ben, Bob and Bung: OH NORMAN!
Canned laughter, applause, fade out.