Visual treats from The Rubber Chicken’s ill-advised fake site replacement for April Fools’ Day 2002.
Thanks to all who contributed.  You know who you are.

JOANA DARK IZ KEWL

“this is my best drawing ever! I made it of Joanna, from PErfect Dark, the greatest game ever from rare. this is the first time I’ve drawn her with clothes, tho.”
- jim treevault.

Mittens the Cat

this is a cute little piccie of my cutie cat mittens with picatchu doin a cute little danse lol. isnt he the cutest little cat eva?!?
-princesshannah

Conker

HELLO I HAVE DONE THIS PIC FOR U HOPE U N-JOY IT LOL!!!1//1 I IS OF MY FAVRITE, NINTENDO CHARCTER CONKER KILLING AN X-SUX (MY FUNNY WORD FOR AN XBOW LOL!!!!!!!!!0 B-CUZ NINEDO ROOL AND MICRSOFT DROOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOLOLOL!!!!1111!1!///!?!?!??
- KEV BLATANT

Team Rocket

“i luve team roket ecpecally meowhth whos teh best pokimon evar!!”
- anthony craig

JAR AJR AND MITTENS THE CAT

heres a brand new piccie of my cutie pie cat mittens hes sooooooo cute lol. i t hink jarjars cute too lol coz he liks mittens” danse.
-princesshannah

Elise and Scoobydoo

“I stayed up all night making elise do flipz on SSX tricky so I could draw her right!!!”
-jim treevault

Banjo Bear And Pikachu And Television’s David Hasselhoff Doing An Interpretive Dance With A Home Alone 4 DVD In A Powerful And Ironic Statement On Consumerism

This piece represents the abstract entanglement of the soul in a world obsessed with the aquisition of material goods. Its confronting visual style is designed to redefine the viewers’ perceptions from passive observation to a metaphysical confrontation with Western Culture’s Deus Ex Machina. the i hope u like it LOL :)
-ONF Franklin

JAR AJR AND MITTENS THE CAT and also lee thomas lol

lol hes cute…… and so is the kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-princesshannah

Order your Mittens the Cat Mug!

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